My earliest memories of the internet are set in AOL chat rooms.I spent the summer of 1998 in chats about video games, the James Bond series, major league baseball, and whatever else interested my 10-year-old mind. "I am 13," I'd explain, "Male, and from Missouri." If the stranger was my age, or claimed to be, the conversation would continue. Britney Spears14: Don't ever message me again you piece. Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. The poor fool they got just WOULD NOT GIVE UP no matter HOW many loops they threw him for, nor how bizarre they got. everything from a cross-dressing shotgun-wielding dad to having the house inhabited by a bunch of HOUSE ELVES. I haven't been able to find this particular one since I first ran across it, though. Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts... However, what was UNcommon about this particular transcript was how LONG it was.
Britney Spears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite. Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
"We need to be constantly engaging with them online, educating them about 'stranger danger' and encouraging them to speak to a trusted adult if they ever feel uncomfortable," Ms Grant said.